You know you’re in Goa when …
- Every second store, is a wine store.
- A can of Heineken is cheaper than a can of Red Bull.
- City roads are narrower than an SUV’s radials.
- Most tourists inevitably end up heading to Cafe Tito’s!
- Washrooms in the swankiest of places welcome you to the gripping fragrance of puke.
- People pay a thousand rupees (Indian) for a two minute Parasailing session with a chute that has gaping holes in it.
- There are 10 touts selling JetSki rides for every 1 visitor on the beach.
- Hotel Room tariffs are erratically dynamic values.
- The traffic police don’t deal with the traffic, they just shut down complete lanes!
- You’re detained by the cops for driving sober, pending a psyche analysis.
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